For awhile now there has been a faint smell of garbage or something in our kitchen, and I was never able to locate the source of the smell. To add to my confusion, no one else could ever smell it. Finally yesterday I decided to check the shelves where we keep large pots and pans, canned goods and bread. I had never checked there before, becuase I couldn’t imagine any of those things producing such a smell. Apparently though, there was a plastic grocery bag with some unspeakable horror in it. I don’t know what it was that was causing the smell, as it had been reduced to little more than a brown puddle. How nice. One more reason to only live with people you trust.