My thoughts on life

March 3, 2005


I was browsing my stats, and I found that last month, someone searched for “ladybugs, how to kill them” and got to my site. I find that hilarious, especially since my only recommendation is to burn them alive because they don’t release that awful noxious smell when they’re burning. I wonder what the animal rights people think of that. Apparently you can’t just go through your house and kill them all though, because they just come back. You’re better off sealing every nook and cranny and then make sure your parents don’t come by and maliciously leave your door wide open because they think that “the screen door is good enough” despite the huge gap where you can watch the buggers crawling in. Not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything… ahem.