During my period of not having a job, I watched quite a bit of those day time civil suit TV shows. They contain a lot of valuable life lessons. Here is a sum up of what I’ve learned.
Don’t lend your boyfriend/girlfriend/brother/cousin/aunt/sister/co-worker etc. money without collateral and/or a written agreement. There were countless suits over a few hundred dollars that Party A lent to Party B and then Party B failed to pay back in a timely manner. Now Party B claims it was a gift, not a loan. Party A now has to prove that Party B knew it was a loan, and they haven’t paid it back.
Moving in with people you don’t know is a bad idea. This is especially true if you don’t have a written agreement about how rent/bills will be split up and you fail to keep track of how they were paid before one of you got so sick of the other, the one who somehow managed to not get on the lease moves out, leaving the other with 100% of the bills and no legal obligations.
If your (fill in one of the relationships from above here) doesn’t qualify for a cell phone, chances are, there’s a reason. Again, countless cases where someone had pity on someone they knew (often someone they barely knew, and they put a cell phone plan in their own name, but give the phone and responsibility of paying the bills in their buddies hands. If Sprint doesn’t think your friend will pay their bill and fulfill their contract, you should probably take stock in Sprint’s opinion and not put yourself in such a legal bind.
If you don’t have total control over your animal, don’t expect anyone else to pay for anything that happens to it, and I mean anything. If your dog/cat/horse/pet of other species wanders into your neighbor’s yard and someone shoots it, you pretty much have to suck it up. I haven’t seen a single case where a plaintiff got compensation for their animals injuries when they weren’t in full control of said animal. In one case, a man had his dog on a leash, but the leash was long, and he wasn’t paying attention when the small dog wandered into the street at night, and was run over by a car. He was awarded nothing.
Lying to the judge will never help you. Unless you can lie well enough so that s/he never finds out.
Verbal contracts are practically worthless. If you are making a deal with someone, write it all down and get all involved parties to sign in. This is especially important if the deal is very complicated and some confusion may occur. It’s really easy to disagree about what you agreed upon verbally six months ago.